What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

Innocent before proven guilty

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

What did one boob say to the other boob

This isn't going to, hurt.

Bible.. Hm.?

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

I don't like religions.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Deuteronomy 17

Your going to be alright just relax

You shall not bear false witness.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

I like God is love and lives within you.

But this is not

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

I don't like

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Lose lips shimk ships.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Maybe leave out

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?